Mother of god. There are slow weeks like last week and then there are the ones like this week that make my wallet weep. It seems like a plethora of new titles or storylines have brought me back to books this week, ranging from the debuts of Guardians of the Galaxy to Skydolls to the new storylines in Brand New Day (!) and Batman's RIP. Add my regular pull list to that and I'll be eating cup ramen until next payday.Enjoy the previews and don't be afraid to let me know what's on your list or what you're looking forward to this week and why!
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #559Written by Dan Slott
Art by Marcos Martin
Peter Parker: Paparazzi! Part 1 of 3
"The Money Shot"
The DB, New York's trashiest tabloid, has just hired the sleaziest, most muckraking, lowlife paparazzi of them all...PETER PARKER?! Say it ain't so, true believer! Also in this ish, J. Jonah Jameson finds inner peace and harmony...(Hey, it could happen! Maybe.) All this and the first ever livestreaming super-villain: Screwball!
Dan Slott returns to Spidey, and he's bringing Marcos Martin (DOCTOR STRANGE: THE OATH) with him!
Kirk Says: Amazing Spider-Man? Back on the pull list? What the hell? Well, the short and long of it is that Screwball, with Slott's typical humour at the helm, was one of the only new villains that interested me, along with Mr Negative, and I decided to give the book another crack after the equivilent of about a year's worth of stories in the Brand New Day era. One thing that might be beneficial to this new thrice monthly deal is that you can wait a few months and hope something new comes along to get you back into it with these relatively self contained stories. Let's see if they can win back a reader with this arc.
BATMAN #676Written by Grant Morrison
Art by Tony Daniel and Sandu Florea
Are you ready for "Batman R.I.P."?
Beginning the epic story that will change the legend of the Dark Knight forever! Everything in Grant Morrison's groundbreaking run on Batman has been leading to this story, and nothing will ever be the same again.
Who will live? Who will die? Who will be Batman? The answers are sure to shock you in "Batman R.I.P.," featuring artwork by Tony Daniel and Sandu Florea and covers by Alex Ross.
Kirk Says: I loved the opening arcs of Morrison's Batman. They were off the wall, filled with unique and new ideas and made the book fresh. However, the longer it went on, the less it felt like it was actually a Batman book and I dropped after the disasterous Resurrection of Ra's al Ghul event.
It looks like RIP will be a huge, "status quo altering" event, just like the Resurrection was, so I'm going to take another sip of the Kool-aid and see if things have improved as of late.
BOOSTER GOLD #9Written by Geoff Johns and Jeff Katz
Art by Dan Jurgens and Norm Rapmund
"Blue and Gold" continues as the Justice League International returns! In a desperate attempt to correct time, Booster Gold and Blue Beetle are forced to rebuild the team that defined them so long ago! But can what's left of the JLI stop Max Lord and save the world from his O.M.A.C.s?
Kirk Says: To be frank, this book is quickly losing my interest. It started out as a hilarious romp through the DCU's history with Skeets and Booster and their various team ups and it's quickly devolved into a rather generic alternate future story and there isn't an ounce of that wit and charm that the first half a dozen issues had. I'll stick it out until issue twelve, when Johns and Katz are scheduled to leave, but I doubt I'll be around after that, if the book even survives their departure.
GOTHAM UNDERGROUND #8 (OF 9)Written by Frank Tieri
Art by J. Calafiore and Jack Purcell
Featuring Spoiler! Penguin and his troops now control the Gotham underworld scene — but when the various gangs under his control start squabbling among themselves, can even the Penguin stop his empire from crumbling? Plus, Batman vs. the Vigilante!
Kirk Says: The whole Spoiler mystery seems redundant now that she's been seen in Robin and even unmasked in those issues. Despite that, I've grown to like this series. It's not great, but it manages to keep its head above water long enough to tell a story and dishes out the odd surprise here and there.
GREEN ARROW/BLACK CANARY #8Written by Judd Winick
Art by Mike Norton and Wayne Faucher
Still on the trail of the people responsible for Connor Hawke's condition — and subsequent disappearance — Green Arrow and Black Canary face their uncertain pasts…and a future of uncertainty! And Ra's al Ghul and his League of Assassins won't make that easy!
Kirk Says: Everytime I see a new issue of this on the list, I keep wondering how long this mini-series is going to last before I realize it's actually a monthly. I don't know why, but I can't help but think of this on-going as anything but a mini.
If you ignore all the inconsistencies and strange twists and turns, you'll probably enjoy this series. You pretty much have to ignore thigns like Ollie using a gay sex and donkey show as his means of interrogation from last issue and everyone having laughs over it while his son has been kidnapped after being shot by a mysterious and evil cloud and is now "brain dead".
GREEN LANTERN CORPS #24Written by Peter J. Tomasi
Art by Patrick Gleason and Prentis Rollins
As their quest to track down Sinestro Corps rings continues, the Green Lantern Corps discover to their horror that fellow Lanterns Sodam and Arisia have been captured by Mongul and subjected to the dreaded Black Mercy, causing their deadliest fears to be dragged into the light.
Kirk Says: I was never a fan of these Black Mercy plants. They just seem to be used for the generic "dream realization" or fantasy illusion for the heroes to overcome before they usually pound Mongul into the ground, despite his supposed powerhouse status. It typically ends up 15 or so pages worth of dreams before they break out and then the quick wrap up I just spoke of and I feel ripped off everytime I see these damn plants. Add in Ion being captured so easily and enslaved by them and it's even more deus ex machina.
However, I've enjoyed just about every Tomasi penned issue of GLC and I'm hoping he avoids the generic pitfalls of these plants and gives us something worth while.
GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY #1Written by Dan Abnett & Andy Lanning
Art by Paul Pelletier
Launching out of ANNIHILATION: CONQUEST, Marvel’s sci-fi heroes unite to protect the cosmos! Back-to-back Annihilation wars have weakened the boundaries of our universe. Dark gods and monsters are seeping through the cracks, reigning horror upon those still reeling from the recent calamities. In the face of terror, who stands to defend a desperate universe? Star-Lord and his squad of butt-kickers – the modern day Guardians of the Galaxy! You’ve heard that ANNIHILATION: CONQUEST rocks – the guy at the comic shop keeps telling you to try NOVA – well, now’s your chance to experience the glory that writers Dan Abnett & Andy Lanning and artist Paul Pelletier can unleash! All this…plus a wise-cracking raccoon and a telepathic dog!
C’mon, people, time to lock and load!
Kirk Says: I wouldn't say Conquest "rocks", but it definitely had its moments. I think the scope and scale of the setup was great, but it then dove tailed into something lowbeat, like infiltration and Ultron getting new bodies and turning into a 100ft robot. Great concept, poor execution, but just enough to make it an entertaining, if not perfect, read.
That said, Starlord and his crew were the best part of the event and I can't wait to see more of them, especially Mantis, Groot and Rocket Raccoon. I could do without Wraith or Quasar, but we do get a monthly with Gamora, Warlock and Drax, three more of my favourite characters. I'm hoping this turns into the Green Lantern Corps to Nova's Green Lantern for the Marvel Universe and gives us a decent cosmic selection of titles for the first time in years.
JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA #15Written by Geoff Johns and Alex Ross
Art by Dale Eaglesham and Ruy Jose
"Thy Kingdom Come" continues! The cracks begin to show within the Justice Society as the "Heartbreak Slayer" stands revealed. Now, the Justice Society are face-to-face with an ancient being whose mission to help the world surpasses even their own.
Kirk Says: The cliffhanger ending, and all of the last issue, was amazing and Johns is finally giving us what was promised with this less than spectacular and, what I'd describe so far as, boring storyline. I can't believe it's taken so long to get to this point, but this book just skyrocketted back up to the top of my list.
SECRET INVASION: FANTASTIC FOUR #1Written by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa
Art by Barry Kitson
"NO ONE GETS BACK ALIVE!"
Part 1 (of 3): "Negative Energy"
The invasion has started, and no one in the MU is safe, not even the First Family of Comicdom! Aware that some of the Earth's most advanced technology and weaponry is housed in the Baxter Building, the Skrulls have neutralized the building--by transporting it and its inhabitants straight to the Negative Zone! With one member of the Fantastic Four M.I.A. and another "replaced," it's up to the remaining family members--not to mention Franklin and Val—to get back to our dimension, Skrulls or no Skrulls. But are any of our heroes who they think they are?
Kirk Says: The reason I'm grabbing this tie-in series, despite my disinterest in Secret Invasion, is that I'm digging the creative team slated for this book and I was curious to find out what happened to the Fantastic Four, specifically Reed, after the Pym reveal, and how Invisible Woman was replaced to begin with. It's kind of sad those things aren't being explained in the main series, but I guess the Fantastic Four won't be a big part of this Skrull invasion for some reason.
SKY DOLL #1Written by Barbara Canepa & Alessandro Barbucci
Art by Alessandro Barbucci
The internationally acclaimed best-seller is now finally presented in English! Meet Noa, a so-called Sky Doll; a life-like female android without rights, who exists only to serve the State's needs and desires. But when Noa meets two so-called "missionaries" who aid in her escape from her tyrannical master, all hell breaks loose for our cyborg siren as she uncovers clues that she may be much more than just a robotic toy. The first release in a new partnership between Marvel and cutting-edge French publisher Soleil!
Kirk Says: First thing I noticed, after having seen the original cover and solicit for this issue way back when, is that they have censored / edited it. There used to be a robotic nipple just under her crossed arm on that breast that was just barely visible (don't ask me why I remember such details). Now, this might just be a "revised" version for shelves so small children buying books with women overly sexualized and typically stuffed in refridgerators don't see, gasp, a robotic nipple, of which Batman movies have featured rubber ones on costumes, but I'm also fearful that the interior of this issue may have undergone similar treatment.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not buying books for boob or ass shots, but I also believe in artistic expression, the original message intended and all that jazz. As such, I'm going to be highly disappointed if Marvel went to such lengths to edit the interiors of a MAX labelled mature readers book.
As for the book, I think this is a title everyone should make room for in their budget. I've read the first issue already and was thoroughly impressed with the unique writing style, beautiful artwork and fantastic story of the book. It's an excellent blend of themes that touches on religion, politics and sexuality, but it is by no means a porn rag and there's only a handful of scenes that features nipple shots and there wasn't any sex or other questionable things in the book to my knowledge.
The fact this received a MAX and mature readers label at all is kind of a sad reminder of the western mind frame where having women with their 44DD breasts in skimpy costumes punching holes in bad guys and snapping villains' necks is more acceptible than a non-sexualized robotic nipple to the point that the latter is censored and labled as inappropriate material.
In conclusion, please give this book a try. I'd love to see more books like this come out over here and I think most people will enjoy this book, provided you're willing to try non-super hero comics.
THUNDERBOLTS #120Written by Warren Ellis
Art by Mike Deodato
It’s all-out war inside a locked-down Thunderbolts Mountain, where a team of rogue psychics are twisting the minds of the field team. Venom's on the loose, the Swordsman has reverted to the crimes of his father, Norman Osborn is losing it...but the psychics have already written off one Thunderbolt, and completely forgotten about another...
Kirk Says: Hmm, looks like Venom is relatively fine, after receiving that skewering from Swordsman last issue, on the cover, but those are rarely accurate to begin with, so who knows how he is.
If I had known the delays would be this long, I think I would have trade waited this series. It really kills the momentum of Venom eating a bunch of guards and having an epic battle with Swordsman from last issue when it's two or three months between issues. I'm still looking forward to this, but excitement fades after so long a wait.
WOLVERINE #65Written by Jason Aaron
Art by Ron Garney
“GET MYSTIQUE,” Part 4
"Get Mystique" comes to its bloody conclusion in the deserts of Iraq. The quest for Mystique is over, and now the no-holds-barred face-off between her and Logan begins. Only one will walk away, but both will pay a price.
Kirk Says: This has been the most enjoyable Wolverine story I've read in ages. If Aaron's going to be sticking around after this issue, I think this book might be finding a permanent spot on my pull list.
X-MEN ORIGIN: COLOSSUS #1Written by Chris Yost & Craig Kyle
Art by Trevor Hairsine
The origin of fan-favorite X-Man Colossus is finally revealed, brought to you by Chris Yost (New X-Men, Messiah Complex) and Trevor Hairsine (X-Men: Deadly Genesis). Deep in the wastes of Siberia, young Piotr Rasputin discovers his mutant abilities -- and becomes the newest target of the ruthless KGB! Guest-starring Professor Xavier.
Kirk Says: I don't even like Colossus and I'm buying this issue on the strength of Yost and Kyle's work on New X-Men and X-Force and that's not something I typically do for any writer or artist. If they can make Colossus interesting outside the random Russian or language joke, then I do believe miracles can happen.




































